1. Bush ’08: One more brother.
2. Cheney ’08: One more heart transplant.
3. Ker­ry ’08: One more try.
4. Clin­ton ’08: Why don’t you like me?
5. Mush­rooms.
6. Par­a­sites in under­cooked fish.
7. Death by falling.
8. Rabies.
9. Hav­ing my teeth smashed.
10. Hav­ing my fin­ger­nails pulled out.
11. Bush ’24: One more twin.
12. Gore ’08: One more bore.
13. Drown­ing.
14. Liv­ing in Texas.
15. Liv­ing in Alabama.
16. Liv­ing in Mississippi.
17. Ashcroft ’12: No more internet.
18. No more Internet.
19. Star Wars Episode Zero: The Birth of JarJar
20. Our insect overlords.

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