The TImes reviews the world’s fastest growing fake religion, Pastafarianism. The Sauce Spattered Prophet has taken note of dissension among the faithful:
And yet the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster flourishes. It even has schisms. A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed. And there’s bickering, Mr. Henderson said in an e‑mail message, about whether the god is made of spaghetti or linguini. Those people, he noted, “give me a headache.”
Damn those pulsar based heretics!