How you know you’re on the right track
In a rather belated response to the most recent elections, a commenter writes:
You are an evil person.
Corzine votes to keep abortion legal.
God created the world, I pity your soul on judgment day.
You see, I was happy that John Corzine would be New Jersey’s next governor and that Dover had tossed the creationists out of the school board.
Therefore I am evil and will be punished on judgment day.
Until then, I’ll keep on keepin’ on.