Now the story claims the book was to be banned because of “the book’s use of profanity and sexual references,” but come on. Those flat-earthers know you can’t just walk in the front door and ask to strike geocentrism from the curriculum. You need finesse. You need to be subtle.
“The Biggest One” by They Might Be Giants from the album Miscellaneous T — The B‑Side / Remix Compilation (1991, 1:22).