Via Bill, I discover that I am:
It took some tweaking to get this result. I started out as binary, then became Lisp, then Java, before settling down on C++. I have never programmed binary, have only tweaked Emacs files (and don’t know exactly what I did), and Java bugs me. Changing my choice of name for coffee dramatically altered my results, and given that I don’t drink the stuff, that isn’t really a sound basis for making that assessment.
Put your results in the comments.