Shorter D’enyse D’ohLeary: Global warming transforms New York Times to toast:
My toes are smarter than I am.
No really! Actual D’ohLeary:
My toes think that the global warming people are wrong. Do I know? No.
Because she got frostbite. In Ottawa.
OMG! Global warming is a lie becauseâ¦Â Canada is cold!
Now to drink until visions of D’ohLeary’s twisted toes are blotted from my memory.